‘You know, we can’t just sit around enjoying ourselves all
the time, Clemmy.’
‘Can't we?’
‘No. I’m sure it says in the warrior code somewhere that we
can’t.’
‘Oh. Then what shall we do?’
‘We could fight each other.’
‘I think the Shogun would be a bit unimpressed by that.
After all, he threatened to decapitate anyone who drew a sword in anger in the
land.’
‘It wouldn’t be in anger, more sort of out of boredom.’
‘I’m not sure the Shogun will be willing to take the time to
listen to the differences. I value having my head and shoulders connected, even
if bored.’
‘Hm. Then it will have to be somewhere else. Maybe we should
join the invasion force.’
‘Yes, but that would mean we had to take orders from Tango.
I don’t trust him, and he doesn’t like us.’
‘Maybe we could officially unofficially join in.’
‘What?’
‘I mean say we’ll help and then do a bit of invading on our
own. I know, we could ask Mandy to join us. He’s got some cavalry.’
‘You mean the three of us just go and invade Korea, like, on
our own?’
‘Yes. I know. We can land at Eppeid. There’s a good beach
there.’
‘What if there are defenders?’
Satsuma pursed his lips. ‘I know. You land directly at Eppeid.
Mandy will land north of the town and I’ll land south of it. I think the ground
to the north is best for cavalry. Then if you run into trouble we’ll come and
help, and so on. Deal?’
‘Deal.’
*
I have just finished painting two DoJos from Leven
Miniatures. They are, in fact, the last relics from my Christmas buildings box,
and so I’m rather pleased with the lightning speed of my progress. Thus a
campaign was born, or rather a return to a campaign I ran probably over 20
years ago, with three Japanese Samurai armies invading Korea, which eventually received
reinforcements from Ming China and the Manchu. Thus the six armies are that of
Satsuma, Mandarin and Clementine on one side, with the Koreans, Ming and Manchu
on the other. Dice and prejudice will, of course, decide what happens this time
– the original used a map but these days, I can’t be bothered.
The battlefield was diced for, except for the sea, beach and
port, of course, and came up looking like this.
The Korean defenders rolled quite well for their alertness
before the invasion, so are deployed, arquebusiers and spears to their right,
archers to their left, both backed up by cavalry. They also deployed a rocket
unit, on the jetty of the harbour. The general is lurking behind the town.
The buildings are a mixture of old Hovels card, Timecast and
Leven, including centre back a DoJo. The jetty and orchard trees are by Irregular,
and the rocky outcrops are Leven, again from the Christmas buildings box.
The Japanese arrival was dice controlled, but they landed up
with a fairly even distribution across the board. The situation just before
they hit the beach was as follows:
The first wave, of course, consisted of the Samurai,
although it can be seen that the rockets are taking a toll on the boats nearest
to them. The Korean cavalry is moving up, as well. I decided to fight them on
the beaches.
The fighting on the Japanese right was confused, as they
say. The cavalry hit one of the newly landed Samurai bases and routed it. The other
bases, including the general, hit the Korean bows and routed two bases of them before the Korean cavalry returned and destroyed another Samurai base. On the
other flank, there was a long standoff between a Samurai base and the massed
gunpowder weapons of the Koreans, and a lengthy struggle between two Samurai
and the Korean cavalry on that flank. The rockets, meanwhile, kept on chipping
away at the Japanese floating assets, taking out two bases and their embarked
troops. The left flank Korean cavalry accounted for another boat.
The end came rather messily for both sides. The left hand
Samurai base saw off its cavalry opposition, while the arquebusiers finally
destroyed their opposition. The second wave of the Japanese invaders staggered
to the beach, landing two bases on the right and one on the left. The rightmost
ashigaru were immediately destroyed by the Korean cavalry while the arquebusiers
opened fire and then headed for the cover of the town. At this point the Japanese morale went to ‘withdraw’,
and I stopped the game.
The Samurai bases proved
themselves to be tough, really tough: plus four in combat plus an extra one for
being elite. However, the army as a whole suffered from incoherence in arrival,
lack of cavalry to counter the Korean mounted, and that rocket launcher which
caused considerable damage to the invasion boats. As the picture shows, the
only refuge for the remaining Japanese forces is the town, where they will
benefit from cover and be safe from the Korean cavalry. I now have to work out
what happens next.
*
‘Sir! Sir!’
‘This had better be important. I’m still changing my socks.’
‘I have news from Clementine, sir.’
‘Ah, excellent. He must have taken the port. We shall dine
on fine fish this evening.’
‘Um, not exactly, my lord.’
‘What do you mean, “not exactly”?’
‘Well, my lord, Clementine and his army are sort of in the
town…’
‘What do you mean, ‘sort of’? Either they are in the town or
they are not. Which is it.’
‘Some of them are, my lord and some are, um, elsewhere.
There was a Korean army defending the port. Lord Clementine and his remaining
men are in the port, expecting your aid, sir.’
‘A Korean army beat Clementine?’
‘He says it was bad luck, sir. The Korean cavalry caught his
men on the beach and they had some infernal war machine to sink his boats
with.’
‘Excuses, excuses. Oh well, order the men to march. We’d
better go and rescue him.’
Looks like the Koreans went all Churchill on the Japanese.
ReplyDeleteMore than you might think - if you read the name of the port backwards...
DeleteLOL. very funny - did not see that.
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