I do, occasionally, get accused
of being both pretentious and boring on this blog. There is, I suspect, a class
of hobbyists in any activity that think that, in the case of wargaming, the
game is the thing and any consideration of what it all means, or the ethics of
wargaming, or anything except pushing figures around on tables to purchased
sets of rules is dull as ditch water and worthy of posting yawns on social
media.
Well, so be it. I am not about to
waste any stress or sleep over the existence of such individuals. That sort of
attitude is not my problem at all, so I would simply ask those who do express
such views to stop reading now and move on to something they find more
interesting, like the number of zip fasteners on Caracatus’ uniform.
I do want to express here a
little anxiety about some aspects of the way I see the wargaming hobby
developing. I will, almost certainly, sound like a crusty old curmudgeon in
doing so, and it is not as if I am in a state or meltdown or moral panic about
it, but it does puzzle me ever so slightly so I thought I would note it here,
and if anyone can explain it to me, I will be duly grateful.
I do not attend too many wargame
shows, partly because I live in a part of the country ill served by such
events, and partly because, although I rather enjoy the spectacle and chatting
to the few people I do actually know in the hobby, I usually come away slightly
depressed from them. And I have been wondering why.
As a second thread to this, I do,
from time to time, peruse the lists of book sellers and, at said shows, look at
the book stalls attending. Readers might have noticed that I rather like books
and read a fair bit. But, again, the lists leave me feeling slightly depressed,
and this is for a similar reason, I think.
Let me give a slightly more
concrete example. At a recent show (which shall remain nameless) I perused the
shelves of a certain book trader (who will also remain nameless, but only
because I have no idea which trader it was). On the shelves I found eight books
about ancient warfare. There were about six about medieval wars. The rest, so
far as I could see, consisted, in rough numerical order, of American Civil War,
World War One, Napoleonic warfare and, far and away the biggest subject
represented, World War Two.
Now, as the long term reader of
this blog has worked out by now, my wargaming extends through history from the
ancient Greeks all the way to the Wars of Spanish Succession, possibly as far
as the ’45 if I am feeling expansive. Obviously, I have always known that mine
are minority interests, and the fact that I can by suitable toys for such
minority wars is, in my view, a jolly good thing. But the focus of the hobby
on, so far as I can see, two main eras, those of the Corsican Ogre and the
madness of the mid twentieth century does worry me a bit, although I am not
sure exactly why.
In the interests of full
disclosure, I have once played a Napoleonic wargame, and some of my first ‘proper’
wargame figures were 1:300th tanks from the Second World War. But I
moved on from there to assorted ancients and renaissance armies. At least,
compared to the tanks, they had a bit more style and colour about them.
When I wonder around wargame
shows, however, I do get a bit bothered about the preponderance of World War
Two, in particular. Perhaps it is just me; I do not have any particular
interest in the period, although as a teenager I read a lot about it (for
history at school) and talked to my grandfather a lot about it (he landed in France
a few days after D-Day). But as a wargaming activity it has not interested me
for some years.
Similarly, the era of Napoleon
did interest me for a bit, when I was young and poor and could only afford
packs of Airfix figures. I think this interest waned when the impossibility of
representing anything on the wargame table (or ‘floor’ as it was known then) of
any size or relationship to the original battles dawned on me, let along not
knowing what a chasseur actually was.
Interestingly, one of the most
popular posts on this blog ever (that is not to say that it is at all popular
by most standards) is ‘Why I do not wargame World War Two’. There, I do not put
forward a moral case for not wargaming the era, but a practical one. The size
of table to do justice to the topic, even using some of the Megablitz style
rules, seems to be to make the topic more or less impossible. I suspect (but have not really thought about
it) that the problem with Napoleon’s battles is similar. The only way I can see
to do this is to go down the 2 mm route. I doubt this would work for WW2, but
it might just for Waterloo.
One of the most beautiful, but
perhaps better illustrations of what I mean was at a show I recently attended.
It was a wonderful model of Plaicnoit (probably spelt wrong) the village where
the Prussians arrived at Waterloo and fought the Young Guard for access to the
battlefield. The village church was about as big as my coffee table, and could
be seen from across the hall. The scale was 54 mm, and the beautifully painted
big figures were arranged with helpful labels. The downside was that an entire
Prussian brigade was represented by about 20 figures. It looked wonderful, but
a bit odd in my view.
So, what can I conclude from this
ramble? Firstly, that I am out of step with most of the rest of the hobby. No
surprise there. Secondly, I am a bit perplexed as to why wargamers focus so
much on the two eras which I have described. It seems to me that the
compromises required, the mental gymnastics needed, to make such periods ‘work’
on the table are great. Or perhaps I am just lazy. Alternatively, I suppose
that I should be told just to play the game, and not worry about what it all
means.